Valentine’s Day… it’s about as romantic as two carps gettin’ it on.
Even after 57 years, Arnie has not forgotten their anniversary. Gloria can look past the missing chocolates…she still loves her husband after all these years.
Nothing can muffle the gurgle of the toothless woman…give up, Arnie, it’s hopeless.
A bottle of scotch sounded better…
49. The Drunk
With beer still fresh in his breath, Darren’s mind dwelled on the next drink. Stumbling out of bed and stepping into his own rat feces, his wife sat up in bed and begged him not to go. Her memory, still vividly depicting her husband passed out on the bar floor.
She thought to herself – Perhaps she should have left him to be stepped on by the obnoxious drunk chasing after him the week before…