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47. Chef Bernard As the bear walked through the double doors and into the dining room, the people hushed their conversations as the world famous chef carefully brought the President his meal. While Bernard was placing the lobster down at the table, Obama declared, “What the hell is this! This lobster was not killed humanely, it clearly was boiled to death!” Enraged, the President shoved the lobster back in Bernard’s face. Unlikely as it might sound, the lobster came back to life, and with his last breaths shouted, “I just spent the past half hour boiling to death; the least you could do is eat me!” Then the steaming crustacean spat on the President’s green salad, collapsed back onto the leafy platter, and uneventfully died. View time lapse
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47. Chef Bernard

As the bear walked through the double doors and into the dining room, the people hushed their conversations as the world famous chef carefully brought the President his meal. While Bernard was placing the lobster down at the table, Obama declared, “What the hell is this! This lobster was not killed humanely, it clearly was boiled to death!” Enraged, the President shoved the lobster back in Bernard’s face.

Unlikely as it might sound, the lobster came back to life, and with his last breaths shouted, “I just spent the past half hour boiling to death; the least you could do is eat me!” Then the steaming crustacean spat on the President’s green salad, collapsed back onto the leafy platter, and uneventfully died.

View time lapse

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