Pants for the Young Lad
His father shouted, “Porky the Pig is not a role model! Get some pants on you fool!” So the young pig went down to the tailor to have some pants made for him. Unfortunately, the old tailor made a pair for him that was two sizes too small.
Part of the series “I’m not Myself”.
Buffalo at the Flatirons
Valentine’s Day… it’s about as romantic as two carps gettin’ it on.
My ass clenched when I saw the toy stethoscope around his neck. Immediately, I knew that this physical was not going to end well.
A hermit and chain smoker, or perhaps a hermit because he chain smokes…